HELP

Generally when you do not know what class you belong to everyone is going to assume you are poor. Please return to the poor menu without manipulating this page any further or the police will be called.

"Listen here you lower class scum, we told you to leave this page and go to your poor section but you didn't listen. We have called the police and you will spend the rest of your shitty ass life in prison, knowing you did nothing wrong and the only reason you are going to die in that cold dead prison is because you cannot pay your way out. Once poor, always poor" - Karl of KFC

Our food is prepared to the highest standards in accordance with our established cooking procedures. All of our food is cooked for a specified length of time to ensure it is properly cooked and we have timers on our cookers which help us do this. Once cooked, our food can only be held hot for a specified, short length of time. If the food is not sold before the holding time expires, it is withdrawn from sale to make sure you get the best and freshest product.

All food temperatures are in accordance with stringent food safety standards. Our managers and team members are trained and tested on all of these standards, and our inspectors regularly conduct surprise inspections to make sure our high standards are being met.

You are obviously not poor but you ain't top shit. "$340.34", ain't shit, go home.

Damn, Mr/Mrs/Miss Big Spenda! You have caught our attention, throwing away $2340.33 like that, please proceed to the big spenders menu to order from us. Menu for the Elite. Pleasure doing Business

We are mindful of responding to customer demands and cultural sensitivities in a balanced way. We have just a few Halal restaurants in Australia that don’t serve bacon and are locally certified as Halal. We have no current plans to expand this.

We’d love to hear from you! Please visit http://www.kfcjobs.com.au

Weak as fuck, come on, I pay $12.95 for each piece of fruit in my fruit salad, damn.

If you did not read the first panel, you are to leave this website now, place your hands behind your back as Constable Mary Phillips is currently arresting you. Good Bye Scum

In addition, we proudly recycle cardboard back of house in most restaurants and we also recycle our cooking oil in all restaurants where a recycling service is available. We partner with an accredited third party supplier who picks up our cooking oil in our restaurant and processes it at various plants to make products such as biodiesel and animal feed.

HAHA, NICE.

Legally we cannot refuse sale to anyone without reason, so we just seperate our products into two catagories; products for people and products for those without money. Most of the time, the people without money die outside our stores before they make enough money to afford the "poor menu" and that doesn't leave a nice smell. So we give you the ability to sponsor a poor person and get them away from our store quickly, the food you buy for them is no more than the cancerous parts of the "chicken" that we chop up and serve as "hot chips'. So as long as you are sponsoring them, they stay away.